Saturday, June 25, 2011

Fuckeduppedness

(fukt-UHPED-nĕs)

1. Assigning a name to the general feeling that there is a pervasive force that exists in your life and/or the lives of those around you, more prevalent than in others' lives.

2. The general state of affairs in relation to the seemingly unusual amount of odd things that happen to you and/or the people around you.

3. The invasive force that causes characteristically absurd and comprehensively dysfunctional, often non-sensical, conditions to be typically devoid of logic or explanation.

Clitterflees

(KLIT-ur-flēz)
1. The vermin of Tweaker Society
2. One who seeks out and attaches themselves to those who are able and/or willing to satisfy their wants and needs without benefit of monetary compensation.

(Those currently infested with this epidemic need to go to their closest Pharmacy to obtain their Anti-Clitterflee Spray.)

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Twackilepsy

(Twak-ah-LĔP-see)

1. The act of sudden and involuntary movements, usually occurring at otherwise calm, inopportune, or embarrassing moments.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Shardonia

As defined by "Urban Dictionary" (www.urbandictionary.com)

(shär-DŌN-ee-yă)

Two miles N by NE of South-Central Shardonia: The city that never sleeps or eats and can't seem to get right (but over half the city is trying to fix it). Originated from Lost Shardvilization of Methopotamia's traveling circus vampire gypsy comedy show.

Government Employees and Titles:

B "Triple 6" Money
- Slumlord Chancellor/Snake Headed Shaman

John "The Gina Jammer" White
- Crystallazation Chairman/Unhousing & Urban Deployment

Shmegma "Da Mama Nazi" Gurgle
- City Shardiff/Director of Propaganda & Disshardformation

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Shaardvark

(SHÄRD-värk)
1. A bipodal mammal that prefers to move about on hands and knees in search of shiney things on the ground.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Tweaker Time

(TWĒK-ur TYM)
1. The mystical and unpredictable force that magically transforms "I'll be there in 5 minutes" into a minimum of 3-5 hours.
(As equally mystical and unpredictable, this variant time schedule is widely accepted amongst the rest of this society.)

2. The act of ingesting a substance with the intention of doing it faster, but resulting in quite the opposite.