Monday, May 30, 2011

Shardonia

As defined by "Urban Dictionary" (www.urbandictionary.com)

(shär-DŌN-ee-yă)

Two miles N by NE of South-Central Shardonia: The city that never sleeps or eats and can't seem to get right (but over half the city is trying to fix it). Originated from Lost Shardvilization of Methopotamia's traveling circus vampire gypsy comedy show.

Government Employees and Titles:

B "Triple 6" Money
- Slumlord Chancellor/Snake Headed Shaman

John "The Gina Jammer" White
- Crystallazation Chairman/Unhousing & Urban Deployment

Shmegma "Da Mama Nazi" Gurgle
- City Shardiff/Director of Propaganda & Disshardformation