Fuckeduppedness

(fukt-UHPED-nĕs)

1. Assigning a name to the general feeling that there is a pervasive force that exists in your life and/or the lives of those around you, more prevalent than in others' lives.

2. The general state of affairs in relation to the seemingly unusual amount of odd things that happen to you and/or the people around you.

3. The invasive force that causes characteristically absurd and comprehensively dysfunctional, often non-sensical, conditions to be typically devoid of logic or explanation.

Clitterflees

(KLIT-ur-flēz)
1. The vermin of Tweaker Society
2. One who seeks out and attaches themselves to those who are able and/or willing to satisfy their wants and needs without benefit of monetary compensation.

(Those currently infested with this epidemic need to go to their closest Pharmacy to obtain their Anti-Clitterflee Spray.)