Tweakanese

(TWEEK - ah - neez)

The official language of this society.  Often mistaken for common English, it is most often identified by rapid speak and mumbling, usually about topics unrelated to the speaker's surroundings.

Sketch

(skĕ CH)

1. The act of becoming focused on one task and one task only for an extended period of time, disregarding all outside distractions, including people, noises, appointments, or responsibilities.

2. That particular moment when all comments, thoughts, and actions, (of yourself and others) are perceived to have hidden meanings, often causing paranoia.

Twacktastic

(twak TAS tik)

1. The general feeling of, or general state of being, utterly fabulous.

2. When an event occurs that is positive beyond description.

Shard Gardening

(Shärd GÄRD-nēng)

1. For one to weed through the day's harvest and separate the higher quality from that which is less desirable.

Higher quality is traditionally retained for feeding the family, whereas the lesser quality is for taking to the trading post.

Fuckeduppedness

(fukt-UHPED-nĕs)

1. Assigning a name to the general feeling that there is a pervasive force that exists in your life and/or the lives of those around you, more prevalent than in others' lives.

2. The general state of affairs in relation to the seemingly unusual amount of odd things that happen to you and/or the people around you.

3. The invasive force that causes characteristically absurd and comprehensively dysfunctional, often non-sensical, conditions to be typically devoid of logic or explanation.

Clitterflees

(KLIT-ur-flēz)
1. The vermin of Tweaker Society
2. One who seeks out and attaches themselves to those who are able and/or willing to satisfy their wants and needs without benefit of monetary compensation.

(Those currently infested with this epidemic need to go to their closest Pharmacy to obtain their Anti-Clitterflee Spray.)

Twackilepsy

(Twak-ah-LĔP-see)

1. The act of sudden and involuntary movements, usually occurring at otherwise calm, inopportune, or embarrassing moments.

Shardonia

As defined by "Urban Dictionary" (www.urbandictionary.com)

(shär-DŌN-ee-yă)

Two miles N by NE of South-Central Shardonia: The city that never sleeps or eats and can't seem to get right (but over half the city is trying to fix it). Originated from Lost Shardvilization of Methopotamia's traveling circus vampire gypsy comedy show.

Government Employees and Titles:

B "Triple 6" Money
- Slumlord Chancellor/Snake Headed Shaman

John "The Gina Jammer" White
- Crystallazation Chairman/Unhousing & Urban Deployment

Shmegma "Da Mama Nazi" Gurgle
- City Shardiff/Director of Propaganda & Disshardformation

Shaardvark

(SHÄRD-värk)
1. A bipodal mammal that prefers to move about on hands and knees in search of shiney things on the ground.

Tweaker Time

(TWĒK-ur TYM)
1. The mystical and unpredictable force that magically transforms "I'll be there in 5 minutes" into a minimum of 3-5 hours.
(As equally mystical and unpredictable, this variant time schedule is widely accepted amongst the rest of this society.)

2. The act of ingesting a substance with the intention of doing it faster, but resulting in quite the opposite.