Twackilepsy

(Twak-ah-LĔP-see)

1. The act of sudden and involuntary movements, usually occurring at otherwise calm, inopportune, or embarrassing moments.

Shardonia

As defined by "Urban Dictionary" (www.urbandictionary.com)

(shär-DŌN-ee-yă)

Two miles N by NE of South-Central Shardonia: The city that never sleeps or eats and can't seem to get right (but over half the city is trying to fix it). Originated from Lost Shardvilization of Methopotamia's traveling circus vampire gypsy comedy show.

Government Employees and Titles:

B "Triple 6" Money
- Slumlord Chancellor/Snake Headed Shaman

John "The Gina Jammer" White
- Crystallazation Chairman/Unhousing & Urban Deployment

Shmegma "Da Mama Nazi" Gurgle
- City Shardiff/Director of Propaganda & Disshardformation

Shaardvark

(SHÄRD-värk)
1. A bipodal mammal that prefers to move about on hands and knees in search of shiney things on the ground.

Tweaker Time

(TWĒK-ur TYM)
1. The mystical and unpredictable force that magically transforms "I'll be there in 5 minutes" into a minimum of 3-5 hours.
(As equally mystical and unpredictable, this variant time schedule is widely accepted amongst the rest of this society.)

2. The act of ingesting a substance with the intention of doing it faster, but resulting in quite the opposite.